{"id":11736,"date":"2026-02-20T12:54:58","date_gmt":"2026-02-20T05:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ebsfm.com\/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=11736"},"modified":"2026-02-20T12:54:58","modified_gmt":"2026-02-20T05:54:58","slug":"rkt-episode-warkop-self-service-berkedok-penjual-malas-curhatan-bambang","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"https:\/\/ebsfm.com\/index.php\/podcast\/rkt-episode-warkop-self-service-berkedok-penjual-malas-curhatan-bambang\/","title":{"rendered":"RKT Episode: Warkop Self-Service Berkedok Penjual Malas? (Curhatan Bambang)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-path-to-node=\"4\">Pernah nggak sih kamu datang ke warung kopi, tapi penjualnya malah bilang stoknya habis padahal di dapur masih penuh? Di episode RKT (Roasting Kelakuan Teman atau Tetangga) kali ini, Mas Bambang dari Blora curhat soal kelakuan ajaib temannya yang bernama Wito Gondrong.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5\">Wito ini ceritanya buka toko kopi, tapi tiap ada pelanggan yang mau pesan, dia malah asyik main HP dan <i data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"103\">scrolling<\/i> Facebook. Ujung-ujungnya, pelanggan yang kehausan terpaksa harus ke dapur sendiri, ngecek stok, sampai bikin kopinya sendiri! Penasaran selucu apa kelakuan Wito yang <i data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"279\">nggak niat jualan<\/i> ini? Dengerin obrolan lengkapnya sekarang di EBS 105.9 FM!<\/p>\n<h3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"><b data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Highlight Episode Ini:<\/b><\/h3>\n<ul data-path-to-node=\"7\">\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Pembohongan Publik:<\/b> Setiap kali ditanya stok es atau kopi, Wito selalu menjawab &#8220;habis&#8221; (ntek). Padahal saat pelanggan mengecek langsung ke dapur, stoknya masih sangat penuh.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"><i data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Self-Service<\/i> Jalur Terpaksa:<\/b> Pelanggan yang mau ngopi harus turun tangan bikin kopi sendiri gara-gara penjualnya malas melayani.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Ironi Tukang Kopi:<\/b> Alasan Wito menolak membuatkan pesanan adalah karena dia asyik bermain <i data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"90\">handphone<\/i> dan <i data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"104\">scrolling<\/i> Facebook. Lucunya, konten yang dilihat di Facebook juga tentang kopi-kopian.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Kasir Aman:<\/b> Walaupun pelanggan repot bikin kopi sendiri, uang pembayarannya tetap masuk dan diserahkan kepada istri Wito.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"><b data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Quotes Paling Savage &amp; Kocak:<\/b><\/h3>\n<blockquote data-path-to-node=\"9\">\n<p data-path-to-node=\"9,0\">&#8220;Oh rak niat dodolan.&#8221; &#8220;Dodolan kopi, ndelok Facebook buka e kopi-kopian, tapi lek dikongkon dodolan kopi nggak iso.&#8221; &#8220;Ndrong, duitku neng nggonmu iku isih 7 ribu, balekno Ndrong!&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11738,"template":"","tags":[],"podcastfilter":[567],"class_list":["post-11736","podcast","type-podcast","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","podcastfilter-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebsfm.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/podcast\/11736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebsfm.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/podcast"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebsfm.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/podcast"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebsfm.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebsfm.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebsfm.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebsfm.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11736"},{"taxonomy":"podcastfilter","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebsfm.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/podcastfilter?post=11736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}